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“President Trump Believes God Supports US War in Iran”
Unhinged President Donald Trump expressed his belief that God would support the ongoing US war in Iran, reaffirming his intention to severely damage the...
GAME Retail Chain Prepares for Administration, Shifts Focus
A well-known retail chain on the main shopping street is preparing to appoint administrators. GAME specializes in selling video games, gaming consoles, accessories, and...
“Orion Reconnects with Mission Control After Lunar Blackout”
Orion reappeared from behind the Moon right on time, restoring radio contact after a tense 40-minute blackout that left Mission Control in silence. Mission...
Royal Birthday Arrest: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Detained with Yorkshire Tea
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor spent a portion of his birthday under police questioning following his arrest, receiving a solitary luxury during his time in custody....
“UK Security Expert Exposes Rise in Organized Shoplifting Crime”
A security expert has exposed the tactics used by some of the most notorious shoplifters in the UK, cautioning that organized criminal groups are...